ohdeariemegoodness

Dear Chocolatier:

I tried to provide plenty of jumping-off points & inspiration, but if you have you have your own vision, feel free to ignore these prompts entirely!!  My only caveats are that I would prefer not to receive pure, unadulterated, and unresolved misery, major character death (of requested characters), or on-screen rape/non-con. 


Transformers G1: Jazz/Soundwave, Megatron & Soundwave, Megatron/Optimus Prime
What I love about this verse is the general hilarity/ridiculousness of an 80s cartoon mixed with some pretty wild world-building implications.  Soundwave in particular is one of my favorites, mostly because he somehow has (at least!!!) five smaller robots living inside him.

Megatron/Optimus: I'd love to see any sort of intense Megatron/Optimus moment, the tropier the better: amnesia, sex pollen, fuck or die, blanket fic, accidental bonding, all good with me.  The way I see it, if they could get over their shit in a normal way, they'd have done it by now!! 

Megatron & Soundwave: I'm here for any kind of bro moment you can invent.  Bonding over Starscream, sitting five feet apart in a hot (oil) tub, making evil plans together--all good.  Bonus points for including cassettes!! 

Jazz/Soundwave:  I'm a firm believer that opposites attract, and Jazz strikes me as a particularly twisty & exciting dude, while Soundwave is like... a little less hype, but also has apparently hidden depths that have led him to house a horde of much smaller & poorly-behaved mechs in his own bod.  I'd love to see anything that plays on this dynamic!  They could be forced to work together in some sort of temporary alliance (Asteroid coming for Earth? Mind-controlled leaders? Album party that can't be missed?), having a little post-war romance, turning into a head-master style super-transformer to overthrow Galvatron, whatever.  The world is your oyster!

TFP: Megatron/Soundwave
This verse is significantly more serious than G1 and also has genuinely terrible politics.  But I have to admit that I'm really here for the aesthetic of faceless, tentacle-monster, hyper-competent Soundwave.  I'd like to see any sort of serious moment between him and Megatron, pre-, post- or mid-war.  Some prompts: Megatron & Soundwave as pre-war gladiators, Soundwave escaping from the Shadowzone (or being rescued), or maybe Soundwave returning without his memories after that interrogation episode.  

Transformers IDW Generation One: Megatron/Ultra Magnus
This verse also has terrible politics IMO (the basic plot seems to be that no matter how much murdering, torturing, and general evil your government gets up to, you just have to deal, because otherwise you will turn into a Terrorist), but I love Ultra Magnus, and this is basically the only universe where it makes sense to smush him & Megatron together.  I'd love to see something light-hearted, maybe with the two of them bonding over Rodimus as a common enemy, or Ultra Magnus being wooed by Megatron's appreciation of his paperwork, sprinkler fan fiction, baseboard measuring, or what-have-you. 

And last but not least, for a complete change of pace:

Harry Potter: Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy
There's really no end to the satisfying ways to get them together.  Post-war clean up at Hogwarts? Arranged marriage? Magical sex pollen? One of them nursing the other back to health? Unresolved life-debt?  Pick your poison.  I would just love to see these two coming together, preferably with Draco being prickly & difficult the entire time.